I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
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