Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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