My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Randomize
