your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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