don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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