I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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