I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
There r osticjed everywhere
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
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