"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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