I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
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