R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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