So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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