I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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