I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
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