I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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