Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
you had me at cake vodka
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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