somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
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