So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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