All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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