So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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