Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I supernannyed him into submission
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
Randomize
