Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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