So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
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