it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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