Your face is a jimmy john
I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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