he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I see more hoeing in ur future
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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