please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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