did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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