Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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