She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Randomize
