It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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