I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
She's like a pop up book from hell.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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