idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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