Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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