This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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