Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Mom said you looked used
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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