I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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