Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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