but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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