just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
i dont even know how to be here
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
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