Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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