just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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