After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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