When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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