wake up i wanna do it froggy style
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I have fence marks all over my body
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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