yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
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