youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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