I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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