hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
4 words: hood of his car
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
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