I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
How does one acquire holy water?
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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