My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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