Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
wow bdsm is so cute
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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