what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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