3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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