I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Randomize
